Parliament’s Fearless Predictions NFL Week #16

                        Fearless Predictions for NFL Week #16 by Parliament  

–                     The Atlanta Falcons will announce their intent to hire Leslie Frazier as their new Head Coach

 –                     The Denver Broncos will not cut WR Brandon Marshall, but the trade talk with Cincinnati for WR Chad Johnson will begin.  A deal which will include Marshall 

–                     UCLA will hire former 49ers coach Steve Mariucci, not Titans O-Coordinator Norm Chow, to be their new Head Coach

 

–                     Colts QB Jim Sorgi wll play the 4^th Quarter Week #16 versus Houston, despite QB Peyton Manning openingly stating his desire to play the entire game

 

–                     Jessica Simpson will not be in attendance at Bank of America Stadium (Charlotte, NC) when Dallas play the Panthers Saturday night

 

–                     NY Giants RB Brandon Jacobs will actually catch a pass (9 drops last week) Sunday versus Buffalo, though expect RB Reuben Droughns to play on 3^rd downs

 

–                     After one of the most embarrassing performance in NFL history in relation to dropping passes, NY Giants RB Brandon Jacobs will get offers to be the spokesman for the candy bar “Butterfinger”, and Mayor Michael Bloomberg will ask Jacobs to “drop the ball” at Times Square on New Year’s Eve

–                     Panthers DE Julius Peppers will get a sack versus Dallas on Saturday, his first since Week #11

 

–                     NY Giants will sign free agent TE Ernie Cronwell for the remainder of the season

 

–                     After the Ravens lose this week versus Seattle, Coach Brian Billick will state how hard his team fought, and how much effort they put forth in the loss

 

–                     Dolphins RB Lorenzo Booker will have over 100 yards receiving this week versus the Patriots

–                     Cowboys Safety Roy Williams will lose his one game suspension appeal with NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell

 

–                     Buffalo rookie RB Fred Jackson will throw his first career TD pass this week versus the NY Giants

 

 

   Best Bets for NFL Week #16 

New England  ( -21 1/2 ) over Miami          Projected Final:  Miami   14   New England   38

Houston ( +7 ) over Indianapolis                Projected Final:  Houston  31   Indianapolis   26

Cincinnati ( +3 ) over Cleveland                Projected Final:   Cleveland   36    Cincnnati  38   

                                  

Fantasy Studs for NFL Week #16 

QB  Matt Hasselback           Projection:  357 yards passing, 5 TDs,

RB  Jamal Lewis                  Projection:  165 yards rushing, 2 TDs

WR Devin Hester                 Projection:  8 receptions, 101 yards, 30 rushing yards, 2 TDs

WR Eddie Kennison             Projection:  10 receptions, 157 yards, 2 TDs