Parliament’s American Idol Top 12 Guys Recap

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The Top 12 guys performed tonight on American Idol.  For the most part, it was pretty disappointing, seeing boring performance, after boring performance.  Most of the guys, just weren’t that good in my eyes.

To Parliament, obviously one guy stood out, heads above the rest.  Aussie, Michael ‘Lee’ Johns was awesome.  I thought his performance was marvelous.  His stage presence was not matched by any of the other male contestants, and his voice, pitch, and tone were impecable.  I would be surprised if Michael ‘Lee’ Johns was not bare minimum, in the Final 2.

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Michael Lee Johns sings ‘Light My Fire’ (click to view performance)

I was also impressed with Jason Castro.  Thought he showed confidence, and was very entertaining.  I’d give the 2nd place nod to him for the guys.

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Jason Castro sings ‘Daydream’ (click to view performance)

I also thought David Cook was respectable, and showed his potential.  Cook gets 3rd for me.

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David Cook sings ‘Happy Together’ (click to view performance)

To round out Parliament’s Top 5 of the night, we’ll give Dan ‘The 13th Girl’ Noriega the 4th slot.  I thought her performance wasn’t terrible, though it was hard to watch at times.  5th for me, was Robbie Carrico.  He had some pitchy parts, but overall, not a bad performance.

The rest just weren’t good.  Don’t understand the fascination with the Star Search kid.  David Archuleta has a strange voice.  Almost Peter Brady-like during puberty.  Though Archuleta obviously is comfortable on stage, his voice just isn’t up to snuff for me. 

Enough of the recap, now to the Fearless Predictions.

The Bottom 3 guys will be Luke Menard, Jason Yeager, and Garrett Haley.

Luke Menard and Jason Yeager will be voted off this week.

At some point, Jason Castro will get thrown off after testing positive for drugs (was it just me, or was he high tonight?)

Michael Johns will be known as Michael ‘Lee’ Johns by the end of the show.

Wayne Brady will be shown in the Idol audience at least once this season.

Kristy Lee Cook will consistently wear toddler sized shirts on performance night.

Josiah Leming will be the biggest star from this season’s contestants.

Danny Noriega will sing a RuPaul song at some point this season.

At some point, probably Thursday night, Ryan Seacrest will tell Luke Menard that he looks like Orlando Bloom.

Kristy Lee Cook will be the focal point of the ‘every Idol year’ x-rated photo/video scandal … (Antonella Barba)


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Enjoy Top 12 girls, and stay tuned for more of Parliament’s Fearless Predictions

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  3. Brilliant, brilliant, brilliant.. Can’t wait for the next seasons auditions to start!

  4. Paula Abdul finally been give the timmy tack, excellent.

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